Salvation Amy

Say it with me people - Litigation is the stupidest way to solve anything. Tell ‘em you heard it from a real live lawyer. This is just silly. My favorite is about how the injury to her mouth adversely affected her relationship with her boyfriend. What? It’s funny.

I am the proud owner of a six day old new baby nephew. And so that Will knows I like him too, I have another one, who I have had for about a year. They are both cute as buttons. Not button on your telephone buttons, but cute like the buttons on the new sweater you just have to have because, well, the buttons are so cute, and plus, it’s fifty percent off.

So I was at the Wawa today, and saw Razzles. Remember Razzles? Little candy that was candy when you started eating it, and then then it turned into gum? I used to love Razzles. So I got some. Know What? Either they have changed the recipe, or my tastebuds have matured, because Razzles? Suck. But they had some Nik-L-Nips that looked pretty darn good too. I think I’d best just let the sleeping Nik-L-Nips dog lie and preserve my memories. They’re all that’s left me.

There is Definitely Something Wrong With Me.

Because This? Strikes me as uproariously funny. Senator Hatch, he is a paradox, what with the Teddy Kennedy Friendship - soft rock patriotic hits, and his downright ungentlemanly behavior during the Anita Hill testimony (forever earning him the nickname “Booby” in my house) I just can’t figure this guy out. But, according to this article apparently his music netted him enough last year that, were he a welfare mother, he would no longer qualify for public assistance.

My Open Letter to Jim Jeffords

Dear Jim Jeffords,

I love you.

Amy.

Check out Dick Morris’ Open Letter to Hillary Clinton

What a pussy. If there is an iota of truth to this, then he was saved from a good beating by a girl.

In retrospect - I just bet Hillary wishes she’da let Bill cold cock him.