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Entries from March 2004

The Times, They are a-Changin’ Back

March 31, 2004 · 1 Comment

Well, I don’t know what to say. Last night I saw a commercial for Victoria’s Secret which featured, not only a Bob Dylan song, but Bob Dylan in the flesh, looking for all the world like the unwashed Prince of Darkness.

Let me just say this about that. I was born in 1964. I grew up believing (and the late sixties and early seventies still have this feel to me) that the world was, once and for all, really, truly changing into what it had the potential to be. That injustice was being laid to rest for good. That the corporate interests shouldn’t run everything, and wouldn’t anymore.

What the hell happened to you people? You big bunch of liars. Except, you know, not that Bob Dylan’s been really relevant for decades. But STILL. I can only hope that what comes next is a new spot, along the lines of "Eeeeeverybody must wear thongs!"

Sheesh.

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Dear America

March 31, 2004 · No Comments

Really, I love you, I do. But if Bush is re-elected? You and I are through, once and for all.

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There is Something Wrong With Our House

March 29, 2004 · 1 Comment

Apparently there is some sort of vortex surrounding our house that has an ill effect on automobiles. Here’s my evidence.

1. In November my friend Margaret came with her son Gabe for Thanksgiving. She had just had her car serviced. As she headed out to run errands, her car died in the middle of the road, not a mile from our house. This necessitated a trip to the dealer, as well as several phone calls, and lots of repairs.

2. Two weeks ago my Aunt Kim was in town for a conference. She drove down from Vermont. When she arrived, her headlights wouldn’t turn off. Scott removed a fuse for her. When we woke in the morning, the battery was completely drained.

3. Saturday, Carly had a birthday party. One of her friends got here and said that her car would not go above 35 mph. The transmission fluid had been replaced the day before.

It would make a great horror story, except the house just seems to want the souls of automobiles. It’s not like it strands you here just so it can suck the life out of you. It just wants your car. (All of those people did, eventually, escape from Chez Nous.)

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Party Monster

March 29, 2004 · 1 Comment

I saw this over the weekend. I really wanted to like it, for a number of reasons. First of all, poor Macaulay Culkin. After the hype and the reportedly disfunctional childhood, and the disappearance from the public eye, I really wanted to have him make a comeback that had you going, Wow. He can really act. And this seemed like the movie for it. But no. Not really. And that made me kind of sad. It just reminded me of a sixth grade play where the actors are Acting. Very Overly Dramatic.

I also wanted to like it because I like movies that sort of capture the excess and decadence of the 80s, because I found the 80s excessive and decadent and they largely knocked me off kilter. Boogie Nights captures this perfectly, and the literal turning point of that film is New Years Eve, 1979, where suddenly, at about midnight Everything Goes To Shit. In fact, don’t see Party Monster at all. If you are looking at it, rent Boogie Nights instead.

Party Monster was just a bit too self conscious in its flamboyance for me. There are some nice performances. Wilson Cruz as doomed drug dealer Angel was emotionally understated and wonderful. Seth Green as best friend James did remind me a lot of some of my over the top not at all comfortable in their own skins young gay friends in that era, and the scenes that he shared with Culkin’s murdering Michael Alig were the only scenes where Culkin was believable and human.

The flashy club scenes were, well, flashy, and you know, just flashy. Lots of lights, lots of movement. But ultimately - gah. I just didn’t really like it. Whatever. I wouldn’t recommend it, I wouldn’t watch it again.

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The Passion of the Christ

March 26, 2004 · 8 Comments

Scott and I finally saw The Passion of the Christ. Two weeks ago. I have tried twice to review it. Twice my posts have been eaten. Either Mel Gibson is controlling the internet in some machination straight out of Conspiracy Theory, or Jesus wants me to let go of this habit of leading with the negative. On the hunch that it’s the latter, I try again, try again.

First, a few words about my faith. About Lent. About where I see the Passion ( the concept, not the movie) in the greater scheme of things.

My Christianity is not about miracles. Scott believes that the resurrection was accomplished as proof that Jesus was the son of God. I find the resurrection almost beside the point. You could stick me in a time machine, and prove to me beyond all doubt that there was no resurrection, and I would still believe. I believe because I choose to believe.

And here’s why. Prove it to me. Go ahead. I will continue to believe in Jesus as God’s son because I choose to believe that, were God to send a son, with a message, that message would be Jesus’ message. Love one another. Turn the other cheek. Give up everything to serve one another. Go and sin no more. Quit getting all caught up in the minutia of interpretation of the law, and live the spirit of the law. An absolutely radical call to live out the Kingdom of Heaven every single minute of every single day, right here, right NOW. In other words, fulfill your calling. We are called to Joy and Love.

In this light, for me, and maybe for me alone, the resurrection becomes superfluous. There is no need to prove it to me. It just is. It is not the core of the matter. If it is not Truth with a capital T it is a lovely symbol of the triumph of light over darkness. If it is Truth, then it is a mystery I can meditate on, but cannot comprehend.

One more thing. The proof, to me, of the truth of the story, lies not in the resurrection, but in the reaction of the crowd. It is a story that is as much about us as it is about him. About how threatened we are by a message that calls us to drop our petty grudges, our self-righteousness. How our response to the call to love is often frightened and cruel. How scourging, crucifixion and death are not enough for us. We dress one another in a crown of thorns. We mock. At our worst, we meet one another’s thirst with sour wine. At our best we help to carry the cross. We look at one another’s pain and are moved to help. We quietly make our arrangements to bury the body. The choice is entirely ours.

Enough About Me - The Film

At its best, The Passion of the Christ is about these subtle interactions. Moments when we rise up out of ourselves and really look at one another. Moments when we grasp the full momentous horror of the results of darkness left to fester too long in our souls.

The acting in this film was, to a person, brilliant. The directing of this story of Jesus and our responses to him was daring. I cannot forget…

* The stunned silence of the soldier in Gethsemene in reaction to Jesus’ healing of his ear, which seemed to last for an eternity.

* Simon’s visible transformation, from a frightened man, reminding everyone in sight "I’m not with this guy, I’m just helping to carry this cross because you’re forcing me to," through a realization that you can see ON HIS FACE, that he is either with Jesus, or he is with the crowd, to the end, at Golgotha, where he has taken on enough of the cross that the two men are now almost one.

* Other Mary (who got, really, the worst nomenclature in the entire gospels… No, No, Not That Mary, The Other Mary) who cowers through most of the film, who we see in a silent flashback being raised out of the dirt by Jesus, and who, at the moment of his death rises up to face him, as though she has been completely and finally freed to "go and sin no more."

* Mary (or as I like to call her Yes, That Mary) - Ah, what a blessed gift, a Mary with wrinkles in her face that could only have been put there by a son, well loved. A flashback scene that paints Jesus’ spirit in such a loving and charismatic light, exactly as young men exist in their mothers’ hearts, with such sparkling eyes and a pure and beautiful laugh, that there can be no doubt how he garnered such enthusiasm. Her weathered face watching in agony as his life, and hers unravel before her eyes. A rendering of the Pieta at the end that strips away every sterile beatific image I’ve ever seen in my life and replaces it with a stunned and hollow silence that rings true.

* John, lost, and frightened, who cannot stay awake in Gethsemane, whose first instinct is to run away, to try to find help outside of himself, and yet, is the one man that follows Jesus through every station of the cross, and who, finally, is entrusted with Yes, That Mary.

* And Judas. In the bravest sequence in the film, Mel Gibson dares to show Jesus’ arrest and trial before the Sanhedrin through the filter of the face of Judas, as his face wordlessly reflects the growing horror of what he has set in motion.

And Then - (Or, You Knew I Couldn’t Save My Negativity to the Very End)

Unfortunately, Mel indulged in some directing behavior that blemished this movie for me. Through about 98% of the movie, I felt as though I was locked in an excruciatingly intimate communion. During the other 2 %, it felt very much like Mel had plunked down in the seat next to me, WITH POPCORN, and started whispering in my ear. "Look. Get it? I’m Directing. See?" He did this through special effects, a living breathing walking around sexually ambiguous Satan character, and Muppets. Yes. Muppets. Check the credits. There’s a muppeteer listed.

After Judas observes the beginnings of the fallout of his betrayal, after he goes back to the Sanhedrin and tries to reason with them, and is sent away, he cowers, shivering, in the courtyard. Little children run up to him, and want to know if he’s alright. His face is bleeding. He is freaking out. He tells them to go away. They say he is cursed. And then

And then

And then they turn into demons.

No, really. No. Really. And then there are more demon children, and the demon children chase Judas to Potter’s Field and Satan is with them, and they are dancing a little sort of demon jig, and there is no escape for Judas, til he ends up curled up in a fetal position with his eyes closed and his hands over his ears, and then he sloooooowly opens his eyes and looks around, and then you hear this low buzzing and then the buzzing gets louder and it’s because he is surrounded by flies (and Mel elbows me, spilling a little of his popcorn and caffeine free diet coke on my shirt and goes "GET IT???? FLIES??? BEELZEBUB????? LORD of the Flies???? SATAN????&quot ;) and the flies are coming from the rotting corpse of a donkey, which conveniently has a rope on it, which Judas uses to hang himself. At this point in my viewing, I envy him just a little.

It was disconcerting and distracting. It happened a couple of other times, but that time was the worst, because he had really set it up so well. So perfectly. It was as if Judas had the gift, for a moment, of seeing everything and his place in the universe and human history with crystal clarity. That in itself was motivation enough for his suicide. Instead, we got a cop out.

Those moments, where Satan is walking around, where the temple is breaking in two using what I believe used to be the "Earthquake ‘72" ride from Universal Studios, where a single God sized tear splashes to the earth? Felt like a real lack of faith to me. I’m not sure whether it felt like Gibson’s lack of faith in the intelligence of his audience, or a lack of faith in his own ability to get his point across without a dog and pony show. My guess is that it was the latter. And I think it is a shame. Because this movie was pretty close to being a perfect movie. And maybe 20 total minutes of screen time kept it from being a perfect movie in a manner that was incredibly frustrating.

The Violence

A lot’s been said about this. I think the focus on the violence misses the point. That said, I should probably admit here that I had my eyes covered for a lot of it. Even so, it was inescapable. Even with my eyes closed, I could not escape the pain of the scourging scene. Every blow literally had me jumping and squirming in my seat, just from the sound.

I’m not a big fan of movie violence. But let’s talk about this for a minute. Let’s talk about the uproar around the violence in this film, how it is too over the top, even for the Romans, how it appeals to our prurient interest more than historical accuracy. Let’s talk about that, shall we?

Try to accept that Mel Gibson is an artist, like any other artist, who is setting out to get across a message, like any decent filmmaker does. Try to accept that the message is "Christ died for the sins of mankind." You don’t have to accept the truth of his message, just that that is the message he is trying to get across.

If that is the message, then I think the question is "Is this movie violent enough?. We are violent. The violence perpetrated by the Bush administration in Iraq alone represents a sin that exceeds the violence in this movie. Throw in the holocaust. Throw in September 11. Throw in the way I cringe when people I can’t stand want something from me. Throw in the last time you lost your temper without reason. (Or maybe it’s just me that does that…) Or thought unkind thoughts, or entertained, even for a second, the relative truth of a racial, gender or ethnic stereotype.

Shouldn’t we be more concerned about all of that stuff than the historical accuracy of a piece of art?

And In the End

I think this is a movie that will be interpreted by each viewer differently, through his or her own personal lens. I suspect it will mean many things to many people.

Ultimately, for me, what shone through was a depth of Love and Forgiveness that, like the resurrection, I can meditate on, but cannot comprehend. There is a shot of Jesus’ face while he’s on the cross that made me question whether this man’s church yet exists in the world. It is not just the level of the sacrifice that brought that point home for me, but the willingness, at each step, to go forward to the next. The call to "Forgive them Father for they know not what they do," at the end, startled and jarred me as much as it jarred Caiphas on the screen, and I knew it was coming. "WHAT did he just say? Did I hear that right?"

Like it or hate it, but see it for yourself, make up your own mind. Because, I suspect that no matter where you come down on this film, the hype does not do it justice.

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Pasta Musings

March 13, 2004 · 4 Comments

Last night I made a big batch of Grammy’s Mostaccioli recipe for my family. It was the first time I’d made it for the kids in several years.

It was one of the staples of my childhood. Adopted by my dad in the late sixties, I became what my kids refer to when describing their ethnic background as “legally Italian.”

When my mom & dad were married, and I moved to Vermont, I became a part of a huge whole of relatives out the proverbial wazoo. Looming the largest was my new Dad’s mother, with whom we lived, and her mother, who lived about seven miles down the road in Barre.

Grammy’s mostaciolli is my strongest food memory of my life. Although my Grandma probably made the bulk of the mostaciolli that I ate as a kid, the recipe was Grammy’s. Passed down through my family through at least five generations (including my kids) it is written in such a way that, unless you’ve ever had it before, you wouldn’t be able to tell if you made it right. (Example: the version that I got from my mom includes things like “lots and lots of ground beef” and “throw in a whole bunch of {weird secret ingredient that has more business in a cookie recipe than a red sauce}”).

Every year, Grammy would make up a huge batch of the stuff for a banquet for Barre’s Italian American community. I think she would cook for days. I think the other grown ups did too. One year I remember serving people with my cousin Brenda, and being really impressed that we got tips.

I remember a lot of meals around my Grandma’s table. My Grandfather’s favorite joke, I think, was to ask me what we were having, and then laugh at my pronunciation.

Anyway. I made a big bunch of it last night. It came out entirely right. Charlie came in while I was cooking, and I told him about my grandma, and my grammy, and that we were going to have a recipe that has now been in our family for five generations. Thinking that a generation is about a hundred years, he was very impressed.

He goes to school where a bunch of the teachers and students are vegan. He likes to cook a lot, and when he makes cake for school, we always talk about how, next time, we’ll find a vegan cake recipe, so everyone can have some. So, last night, as I was cooking, he said “I’ve invented a vegan recipe.”

We wrote it down, and decided to make it for dinner tonight. If it turns out good, then we’ll make it for the spaghetti dinner at school on Friday.

This morning we headed to the grocery store with his list of ingredients. While we were there we took some things (veggie burgers, which are $4.00 for a very small amount, so forget it) off of his recipe, and added others (barley, which gives the same lumpiness of veggie burgers, but costs about $2.00 for about three times as much as you get with the veggie burger).

As we were shopping, he said, “We need a name for this recipe.” I said “How about Vegan Yum?” He said “I was thinking of calling it something with Yum in the name….. If it’s good.” I think that’s a good idea, but maybe not so much with Yuck in the name if it isn’t. He suggests that if it’s really good, we could sell it.

He finally settled on Pasta Yum. When we looked at it about an hour ago, he said “Did I make that?” It is quite good. Here is the recipe:

Pasta Yum - a vegan recipe, by Charlie

Throw the following ingredients in a large crockpot:

a 29 oz can of canned black beans, drained
a 29 oz can of tomato puree
2 cups of mini penne
2/3 cups of raw barley
1 lb bag of frozen corn
8 carrots, chopped into biggish hunks
2 cups of broccoli, chopped very fine
a bunch of asparagus, chopped into 1 inch pieces
1 small onion
Water to fill the crockpot
Salt & Pepper to taste
about 1 teaspoon of Thyme*
about 1 teaspoon of cumin*

*approximate amounts. Several Charlie sized sprinkles until it covers the top of the soupy stuff.

Cook all day. Eat with Garlic Bread. Yum!

He also decided to make a fruit salad for dessert. A lot of the fruit we got wasn’t quite in season, so this was rendered non-vegan by the addition of a couple of tablespoons of honey because I am no fun, and can’t stand the idea of putting refined sugar on perfectly good fruit.

My grandmother and great grandmother, I think mostly showed they loved people by feeding them. My sense of this is so strong that, for a while, I kept a small portion of my grandmother’s ashes in an urn in the kitchen. (I finally got too nervous, with all these boys, that Grandma would actually end up in dinner, and moved her to the living room, until the boys spent an entire day torturing one of the only good babysitter’s I’ve found with the thought of grandma in the living room. Now she’s in my bedroom.) But the urge to feed the people you love runs from them, through me, and to my son.

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I think There’s Something Wrong With Me, And I think It’s Genetic

March 9, 2004 · No Comments

I think all of the ink given to this is amusing.

So, with apologies to Ray Bolger, Mom and I have written the following:

To John Ashcroft, In His Time of Trial
(Title courtesy of Mom. I would have gone with the much simpler and more eloquent "If I only Had the Bile&quot ;)

I’d Repeal the Fourth Amendment
With such complete contentment
And whistle all the while…
(dadumdadadadadum)
I would search and I’d seize you
And I’m sure that I could please you
If I only had the bile.

I’d deport all of the Arabs
And clothe all of the cherubs
Ignoring freedom’s groans…
(dadumdadadadadum)
We’d be cleaning up the cities
And we’d censor Janet’s titties
If I didn’t have these stones

Oh I, could tell you why civil liberties can’t be found,
Why Jefferson is spinning ‘neath the ground
And then I’d Stop. And dance around.

All the homos I’d disparage
There’d be no sanctioned marriage
So no one sees the ball
(dadumdadadadadum)
And the oil, would be spurtin’
Profits straight to Halliburton
If I only had the gall.

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Check this Out before it’s

March 9, 2004 · No Comments

Check this Out before it’s gone

Because I could only find it on Yahoo! and their stupid news page moves everything around too quickly. But it’s a great photo of Laura Bush who, apparently is on tour with those chicks from those 80s Robert Palmer videos.

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Really Amazing

March 9, 2004 · No Comments

This story about nushu is just beautiful, and reminds me of all the women I know and love in the world, and the private language that we share. (Link from Gwen)

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Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh

March 8, 2004 · No Comments

Our new favorite thing to do is talk to each other making anime faces. Which you do by keeping your eyes as wide open as you can, and sometimes making your mouth really really big, and other times making your mouth really really small. It’s hard to describe, but fun to do. Try it sometime.

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